7 Words

“What is this… FEELING?!

Is it… LOVE?!

[Verse 1]

“Saw you by the well, girl, drawing water like a queen,
Camel-hydration sensation, you entered my dreams.”
“Laban said you were off limits but I’m spiritually persistent,
So I kissed your face and cried in place — romantic? Or distant?”

[Chorus]

“I'd work seven years for you!”
“And then get catfished by your sister, too!”
“But I'd do it again — twice for true love!”
”’Cause you're the Rachel to my wilderness dove!”

[Bridge]
“Girl, are you a flock of sheep? ’Cause I’d follow you anywhere.”
“I moved a whole rock for you — I have emotional strength!”
“You make my soul tingle like a birthright stew.”
“Even if your dad is a gaslighting scammer, too!”

[Chorus]

“I'd work seven years for you!”
“And then get catfished by your sister, too!”
“But I'd do it again — twice for true love!”
”’Cause you're the Rachel to my willderness duv!”

[Verse 2]
“Leah’s eyes were… delicate, that’s all I’ll say,
Woke up like: ‘WHO DIS?’ on the seventh day…”*
“Laban said: ‘Finish this week,’ and I was too polite to yell,
So I married your sister just to get to you as well.”

[Breakdown]
“This isn't polyamory — It's emotional trauma!!”
“Fourteen years of shepherd wages!”
“But I'd still choose you — Even in ancient cages!”

[Chorus]
“I'd work seven years for you!”
“And then get catfished by your sister, too!”
“But I'd do it again — twice for true love!”
”’Cause you're the Rachel to my willderness duv!”

[Outro]
“Rachel, when I saw you, my heart moved like a stone,
And for you, I’d herd goats and feel eternally alone…”
“Heard in-laws were trouble, but couldn’t imagine this —
Fourteen years, two sisters, and still no bliss!”