Your Face is Pagan


You know you're holding a pagan artifact, right?


[Verse 1]

Every tree I see is pagan

Even my grandma’s wagon

Cows and sheep be brayin’

TikToks got me prayin’


MY TOASTER’S A DEMON

IT’S MAKING EYE CONTACT!


[Chorus]

Your face is pagan! (HEY!)

This place is pagan! (YEAH!)

The moon’s been fakin’—

My whole life is pagan!


[Verse 2]

My coffee’s hexed, it told me so

Even thunder’s got that glow

Cats are twitchin’, dogs implode—

This sidewalk’s got a pagan code!


Dude! Look! The toaster just moved!

It’s coming at us! RUN!


[Chorus]

Your face is pagan! (HEY!)

This place is pagan! (YEAH!)

The moon’s been fakin’—

My whole life is pagan!


[Bridge]

The clock on the wall is pagan!

Reagan? He's pagan!

Spicy salsa’s pagan!

I sneezed— Now I’m awakened!

[Verse 3]

Cookin’ in a pan is pagan,

Old punk bands? Straight-up pagan!

Rain on plains, insane and pagan,

Why is literally everything pagan?!


Bro, I think we’re safe now

Wait! There it is again!

[Chorus]

Your face is pagan! (HEY!)

This place is pagan! (YEAH!)

The moon’s been fakin’—

My whole life is pagan!


Your face is pagan!


And so is this breakdown.

[Bridge 2]

Now everyone's screamin’ “pagan!”

Pointin’ fingers, no explainin’

Wi-Fi? Claymation?

A hexed animation?

Ain’t all spells and ravens, bro

Chill out on the declarations

Cryin’ “wolf” on every station—

You missed the REAL incantation!

[Final Scream-Out]

That's why I'm saying! —

Your face is pagan!