I like the "I eat polyester" part. 😂
Yes, I've read Galatians. Have you?
[Intro]
“Yeah, I read Galatians once.
So I eat bacon-wrapped shrimp in polyester while ignoring Leviticus.
Because… freedom in Christ, right?”
HAVE YOU READ IT THOUGH?!
[Verse 1]
I see your grace card, flashy and cheap!
Romans road with a detour to sleep!
You ditched the Torah like it’s legalese,
But Paul ain’t preaching lawless ease!
[Pre-Chorus]
You say, “The Law is dead, so I’m free to roam!”
But bro, that ain’t what he said in Rome!
Galatians ain’t your get-out clause,
It’s calling out traditions—not God’s laws!
[Chorus]
YES, I’VE READ GALATIANS! (have you?)
You weaponized Paul like he’s anti-Jew
YES, I’VE READ GALATIANS! (no lie!)
But cherry-pick a verse, and your logic will die!
Read it in context, bro!
Try James, then give Acts a go!
[Verse 2]
Circumcision club had a checklist plan,
Paul flipped the table like an angry man!
Not ‘cause the Law was obsolete,
But ‘cause they used it to earn their seat!
[Bridge]
It’s not the Law that saves your soul…
It’s faith that makes the sinner whole!
But faith ain't fake—it walks, it breathes,
And it still don’t eat pigs dipped in cheese!
[Breakdown]
GRACE ISN’T LICENSE!
TRUTH ISN’T OPTIONAL!
READ THE TEXT!
NOT JUST THE MARGINALS!
[Final Chorus]
YES, I’VE READ GALATIANS! (you sure?)
Don’t twist the word to justify manure
YES, I’VE READ GALATIANS! (no cap!)
So read the scrolls before you clap back!
It’s not law or grace—it’s both, aligned!
Messiah didn’t cancel, He defined!
[Outro]
“Next up, a 40-minute breakdown on Acts 15,
...but only if you’ve actually read it.”
I like the "I eat polyester" part. 😂